Something Eloquent

I know I have noth­ing to say. That’s a line from some­thing by either King Missile or John S. Hall. It’s also on a t-shirt that Lindsay made for me which is awe­some. Sometimes I get ideas that I think would be good things to write about, but then I for­get them. Those ideas never make there way here. Because I for­got what they are. So instead of writ­ing good things, I spew ran­dom­ness at the ‘world’ with reck­less aban­don. I doesn’t mat­ter too much though, it’s not as though this is the most pop­u­lar blog in the ‘sphere. I could write about space ali­ens, gov­ern­ment con­spir­acies, mir­acles, my vast wealth, or any num­ber of fic­tional things and the impact I make would barely be a ripple in the vast ocean of mis­in­form­a­tion on the Internet.

I’m sure that there are space ali­ens out there some­where, though I doubt that a human or any other creature on earth has ever seen one. It’s not likely that they ever will either. Actually, if you think about it the right way, we — human beings — are space ali­ens. After all, we are creatures of this planet who have the abil­ity to leave. We can actu­ally go into space in our own spe­cial little vehichles. That’s awe­some. Of course, we can’t go very far. We’re quite depend­ent on the resources that we have on Earth, and we don’t really have a good way of get­ting those things else­where. Liquid water is par­tic­u­larly neces­sary, but as far as we can tell, it’s not read­ily avail­able on our nearby neigh­bours in this solar system.

I can ima­gine that if we ever found life on another planet (or life-supporting object in the uni­verse), we humans would prob­ably call it alien, even if we are the ones invad­ing it’s space… ha ha “space,” “ali­ens”.… get it?

Anyways, like I was say­ing, the gov­ern­ment would prob­ably totally cover it up if a space pro­gram ever found intel­li­gent life on another planet, because clearly most people in the world would totally freak out at the idea. Alien cults would take over as the most pop­u­lar reli­gion, Jesus wouldn’t be white any­more! He’d be green, and that’s just too un-American. Not that I’m an American, I’m Canadian, but Canada would prob­ably fol­low the USofA’s lead in this type of circumstance.

Here is a you­tube video: