Sweater-vests

I don’t get it. Sweaters are sup­posed to keep you warm, while vests lack sleeves in order to be cooler (so I assume). Why the heck would I want a warm chest while my arms freeze. If any­thing, I’d say that my trunk can take care of itself; give me an inverse vest! That would look silly. Imagine a bare-chested man of ques­tion­able fit­ness walk­ing down the street towards you with big puffy and warm sleeves on. What would you think… prob­ably not “Hey that groovy cat sure must have some dang warm arms!” More like “Bwahahahaha! Snork! Hahahaha!” what the hell!
Fucking sweater-vests.

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