Sometimes you can spend an entire morning staring blankly at a page, unable for force out even the most bare of syllables. Try as you might, you cannot find the will to write. Sometimes you feel like quitting, other times you do quit. Mostly though, you sit and stare. The blank page is hateful, cruel, and …
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Personal Space
It seems as though the people of Calgary have lost their sense of personal space. At least, when it comes to public transit. There should be weight sensors in all of the trains that prevent the train from moving if there is too much weight in any one car. Then they should set the maximum …
Over/Under
Whelmed. I like that word but I find it strange that the common Internet definitions of it often include “Overwhelmed” as a definition. That is questionable to me. In fact, I am underwhelmed with any positive emotions by that lazy definition. See how that works? If I am underwhelmed, then I have not yet reached a state of whelmedness, and if I am overwhelmed, …
Sweater-vests
I don’t get it. Sweaters are supposed to keep you warm, while vests lack sleeves in order to be cooler (so I assume). Why the heck would I want a warm chest while my arms freeze. If anything, I’d say that my trunk can take care of itself; give me an inverse vest! That would look silly. Imagine …